{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Monday, 04-Nov-13 00:55:10 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3098468","html":"Ok, I <b>really<\/b> need to get the hell out of this place, I've been sick all weekend, the kiwiing idiot staff knows I've been sick with a really bad chest cold,  but that doesn't matter, the garbage has to go out on a cold damp night like this, and I'm the only one that can do it, or the world may end... it's not like I have to worry about pneumonia or  anything, right?"}