{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-13 15:26:02 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3099840","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Furries can't exist in a perfect Equestria, Griffins have beak-like muzzles that make them ideal candidates to build pyramids, and zebras should learn our language or go back to their own country."}