{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Colby (dropsterdash)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-13 14:26:11 UTC","author_name":"Colby (dropsterdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dropsterdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3101475","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31170\" class=\"url\" title=\"Colby\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dropsterdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> I can sprint for a good 15 yards, and I can walk for miles and miles... but I can't really run."}