{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid YouTuber (dyshviccer)'s status on Thursday, 07-Nov-13 15:20:01 UTC","author_name":"Stupid YouTuber (dyshviccer)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dyshviccer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3106068","html":"got to go...my gf told me to water the flowers....wait...since when do I have flowers at my home? wait....SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND??? oh...nevermind...it wasn't my gf, it was my mom...<span class=\"smallt\">phew, false alarm<\/span>"}