{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Friday, 22-Jul-11 21:50:23 UTC","author_name":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pizzicato","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/310792","html":"Ooh, Dashy hair tips! <a href=\"http:\/\/thebeautydepartment.com\/2011\/07\/tipped-out\/\" title=\"http:\/\/thebeautydepartment.com\/2011\/07\/tipped-out\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/thebeautydepartment.com\/2011\/07\/tipped-out\/<\/a> If I had hair and were a girl I would consider doing this, but I am neither a girl nor do I have hair."}