{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-13 22:33:31 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3112565","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mr. Stromboli\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Define 'enslave' because the general assumption is that you catch pokemon and treat them as equals, while Team (insert team name here) uses them as weapons nine times out of ten."}