{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eddie O'Rourke (floofyhoof)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jul-11 17:19:07 UTC","author_name":"Eddie O'Rourke (floofyhoof)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/floofyhoof","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/312940","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2531\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jacob\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">herbalgreen<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zambo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kingcarcinopony<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's a well know fact that all mustaches contain dormant (albeit lame) super powers, like in that one episode of The Tick. Steven Magnet's makes him fabulous. Mine let's me know when I need to bathe, and when the toast is done."}