{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sofia the First (sofia)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-13 06:16:16 UTC","author_name":"Sofia the First (sofia)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sofia","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3130572","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31214\" class=\"url\" title=\"Clayton Richardson\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">deadmadness665<\/span><\/a><\/span> You walk outside to see hundreds of naked grandmas. They are EVERYWHERE. You run back inside only to see even MORE naked grandmas. You look everywhere, looking for a refuge from the naked grandmas when you meet someone like you -- a normal human being. You stress the situation to them, and they simply reply with &quot;just don't look man lol&quot;"}