{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Nov-13 16:01:04 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3131141","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/131\" class=\"url\" title=\"Elliot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ecmc<\/span><\/a><\/span> The best solution is remote nuke. Or to not get robbed in the first place by carrying an assault rifle everywhere you go."}