{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-13 19:19:40 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3137697","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30026\" class=\"url\" title=\"Holy Houdini\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">holyhoudini<\/span><\/a><\/span> Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet-first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry."}