{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 24-Nov-13 17:53:42 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3140903","html":"My parents got mad because I didn't want much for Christmas. Shouldn't that make them happy because they don't have to spend a thousand dollars on me?"}