{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sofia the First (sofia)'s status on Monday, 25-Nov-13 02:44:45 UTC","author_name":"Sofia the First (sofia)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sofia","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3142014","html":""Male humans cannot produce milk. Why are they still classified as mammals?" Because men are pigs [studio audience bursts into laughter]"}