{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sofia the First (sofia)'s status on Monday, 25-Nov-13 03:03:25 UTC","author_name":"Sofia the First (sofia)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sofia","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3142087","html":"&quot;This is Sofia. Sofia is a girl. She is friends IRL with @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30610\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ezz Turner\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metherealannabethchase<\/span><\/a><\/span>. Now she's cracking bad jokes like Jerry Seinfeld. Now she's cracking. We find out that &quot;she&quot; is actually a week-old-egg. Now Sofia is being made into scrambled eggs. Goodbye, Sofia.&quot; -excerpt from &quot;The Weirdest Ponefolk I Have Ever Met, But They're All Right, I Guess, Vol. 2 - deluxe edition.&quot;"}