{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 25-Nov-13 16:52:42 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3143025","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29117\" class=\"url\" title=\"Centurion\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">centurion<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's because this fandom doesn't know how to have jokes without beating them into the ground with the force of third impact."}