{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 28-Nov-13 00:09:04 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3147495","html":"So, it looks like I have a bit of a situation here... it turns out that I have two weeks less than I originally thought and will be thrown out of this hellhole by january 1st... happy frigging new year to me... so I have less than a month to come up with about a grand so I can get my sorryass self to oklahoma. I wonder if slowly and repeatedly bashing my head against a wall will make me feel any better..."}