{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 28-Nov-13 09:26:06 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3148232","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Do not wear tinfoil hats. This hackneyed technique doesn\u2019t work at all. Helicopters could mind-scan you through twenty feet of lead. You shouldn\u2019t wear these homemade hats because it draws unnecessary attention to yourself. It\u2019s pathetic and paranoid. The Secret Police are embarrassed for you."}