{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"John Locke (johnatmc)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jul-11 06:41:10 UTC","author_name":"John Locke (johnatmc)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/johnatmc","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/314998","html":"A thought about #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/derpy\" rel=\"tag\">Derpy<\/a><\/span>: Why is her name Derpy Hooves, not Derpy Eyes? Her eyes are derpy; and she doesn't need a wheelchair (or walker, etc.) which is made for ponies."}