{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Saturday, 30-Nov-13 15:38:36 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3151917","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Who cares, bullet proof skin and no metal hips that cost lots of money, all you need is a plane ticket and enough money for the anti-inflammatory thingamajig"}