{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Sunday, 01-Dec-13 15:58:44 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3153736","html":"Well, today just got interesting... one of the guys just spent five minutes in the bathroom hitting himself with a shoe and cursing a blue streak... I so need to get the hell out of here."}