{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Sunday, 08-Dec-13 03:51:44 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3167228","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30332\" class=\"url\" title=\"ThatOnePony\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rixxtheoutcast<\/span><\/a><\/span> Don't do more than seven or you'll lose your virginity."}