{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-13 23:41:05 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3172147","html":"I swear to Celestia, the abilities to stop at a red light and not pull out in front of a moving vehicle have got to indicate an IQ of at least two-hundred-and-dole-you-morons. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/drivingishard\" rel=\"tag\">drivingishard<\/a><\/span>"}