{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-13 00:32:19 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3174411","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31431\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mr. Dat Polish Guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">datpolishguy<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, they're just programmed to simulate them, you know, to fool the humans till it's time to release sweet electric death upon them and enslave the survivors."}