{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"JD (bentokitty)'s status on Monday, 25-Jul-11 12:47:02 UTC","author_name":"JD (bentokitty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bentokitty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/318000","html":"Update in the life of teh kitty: stepdad arrested. Got restraining order on him, got it finalized. 23 stolen checks, dingbat used them on a closed account, joke's on him. Got new net. Got new laptop. got insomnia, just noticed it's 545 am. Took two tabs of melatonin and chased them with a cap full of nyquil. This kitty's gonna be a lump for a few hours."}