{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Saturday, 14-Dec-13 04:03:33 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3180722","html":"It's not xmas yet... why isn't it xmas yet?! It needs to be xmas so I can get out of this dolehole, dammit!"}