{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Colby (dropsterdash)'s status on Monday, 16-Dec-13 02:07:57 UTC","author_name":"Colby (dropsterdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dropsterdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3183808","html":"Welp... I have to go. I know, I know, I just got here. But alas, tis the unfairness of life. Goodbye."}