{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jason (cracky)'s status on Monday, 25-Jul-11 18:01:14 UTC","author_name":"Jason (cracky)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cracky","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/318542","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Isaac B. Notlastname\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why is it always acid? Why can't anyone dispose of undesirables in an ultra alkaline solution?"}