{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 18-Dec-13 02:44:51 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3189197","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I just want to get my ass to Oklahoma so I can start working and get on with my life... I didn't think that was a lot to ask but, apparently, the universe thinks otherwise."}