{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Luna. (bobo)'s status on Saturday, 21-Dec-13 00:26:53 UTC","author_name":"Luna. (bobo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bobo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3194548","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/21008\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jamie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jamster<\/span><\/a><\/span> Today I heard her tell her friends that &quot;some weirdo&quot; asked her out on tumblr. ABORT, ABORT! FISSION MAILED! FISSION MAILED!"}