{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Tuesday, 24-Dec-13 01:02:00 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3201073","html":"They're actually having a Christmas party... in a homless shelter... and they expect me to be "cheerful"... I feel like beating someone with a folding chair."}