{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 26-Dec-13 03:51:50 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3206361","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scoot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> This case claims to protect the tablet from a 5' drop, which just happens to be how high my bed is off the floor..."}