{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 28-Dec-13 06:52:04 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3211353","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/21008\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jamie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jamster<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know right? Why is blue cheese even a thing? If you ask me, a lot more people need to be exposed to provolone."}