{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 28-Dec-13 07:37:29 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3211445","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ty\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> So one time at my grandparents' house I was wearing one of my Alice Cooper t-shirts and my 7 year old cousin never once asked me why the singer's name was Alice. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/missedopportunities\" rel=\"tag\">missedopportunities<\/a><\/span>"}