{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Sunday, 29-Dec-13 20:45:37 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3215472","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr Horseload?\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Black Baron\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">I'm just going to come right out and say it: I would let Flutterbat turn me into a vampire. That !@$% is so badass that I can't even.<\/span>"}