{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jul-11 16:59:35 UTC","author_name":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/captlynch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/322062","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Luna\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">moonprincess<\/span><\/a><\/span> actually...I'm the new head of the luna republics mad science department...and its a rule that mad science labs have to have a death ray or laser"}