{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"DELETE (pleasedeleteme)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jul-11 05:11:15 UTC","author_name":"DELETE (pleasedeleteme)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pleasedeleteme","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/324436","html":"Imagine hearing a knock at your door. You open it to find a little filly Derpy, blank-flanked but still walleyed, smiling at you with a little basket filled with muffins around her neck. She tilts her head to the side and asks you if you which flavor you want. What do you do\/say?"}