{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-14 21:23:56 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3247866","html":"Customer: &quot;Excuse me, where are the 'age' birthday cards, Elaine?  Oh!  I just called you my daughter!  She's always with me y'see-&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;I've been called worse.&quot;<br \/>Customer: &quot;Well from the back I thought you were that Harry from One Direction!&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;That'd be worse.&quot;"}