{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-14 09:14:00 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3248357","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">flamingpandaomg<\/span><\/a><\/span> Mm.. meh. I appreciate the effort, but I thought of that one and decided, nah. Maybe, because one of the symptoms of syphilis is red sores, a ponified version could deal with some sort of abnormality of their cutie mark. So maybe it could be named accordingly, like.. cutie rash or something."}