{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-14 02:56:41 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3249950","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29881\" class=\"url\" title=\"Agent of the Lavadome\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">lunanut<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm actually so morbidly obese that I have the same mass as a miniature black hole so bring it on"}