{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-14 23:17:16 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3253659","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dave Serpy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have a presently nonfunctional mini fridge, so I'm halfway to total hermit existence."}