{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-14 09:43:24 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3256652","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awlditzy<\/span><\/a><\/span> What I'm saying is, if I say someone cries like a baby, are there no activist groups to defend baby rights?  Because I just want to freely persecute babies."}