{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-14 17:46:03 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3256990","html":"Yo, what up, grapes?<br \/>I'mma tell you a tale<br \/>'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail<br \/>Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war<br \/>But he just couldn't get the same rush as before<br \/>Fat and depressed, his life had gone south<br \/>So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth<br \/>He felt so alive! He felt so real!<br \/>He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel<br \/>He got arrested for domestic violence<br \/>It was a crazy mothermurdockin' Cacturne of events<br \/>He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell<br \/>The cops said &quot;GRANBULL bananas!&quot; and threw that grapes in a cell"}