{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-14 00:45:41 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3262899","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"RedEnchilada\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Warning: what you are about to see is canon.  <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">Chaos dunk.<\/span>"}