{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-14 00:52:39 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3262905","html":"You're dating the ship? But that would be like me dating a really fat woman. And I'd live inside of her. And she'd be all like 'Swoooosh! Budda-budda-budda-budda!'"}