{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-14 04:01:23 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3263207","html":"Guys what do you call a Beaver with a DUI?<br \/><br \/>Dead.<br \/><br \/>Because Beavers can't consume alcohol nor drive. It would have crashed in the first five seconds of its joyride."}