{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 25-Jan-14 18:54:55 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3265623","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31631\" class=\"url\" title=\"mylittlesistercantbethisincestual\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mylittlesistercantbethisincestual<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's like saying the sun doesn't exist because it's cloudy right now."}