{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-14 03:47:24 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3276827","html":"Typically, when somebody on Tumblr says "OMFG I CAN'T BREATHE EVEN IF YOU DON'T READ dole, READ THIS", I end up hating whatever it is I just read."}