{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-14 05:52:19 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3281486","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/21008\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jamie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jamster<\/span><\/a><\/span> my brother has a friend who has a laptop from them; you literally can't use it without getting moderate burns to your hands"}