{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-14 21:57:29 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3284296","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29817\" class=\"url\" title=\"YOU DON'T KNOW ME!\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jakefromstatefarm<\/span><\/a><\/span> I don't NEED a driver's license. I failed the permit test, but in all honesty it doesn't bother me that much."}