{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-14 22:20:28 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3284366","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">themoetyphoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> The DMV created a (poorly) animated CG cartoon called &quot;the No-Zone&quot; - which sounds more like a cartoon about adults who touch your private areas - and it's about a guy who goes around telling people to stay out of the blind spots of semis."}