{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-14 22:55:21 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3284446","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Knowingest J. Drawbridges\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's not that hard. With my iPhone in one hand and a sandwich in the other, driving is a breeze!"}